FUNNY INTERVIEW ACTIONS

In the last few months I have seen why people pass interviews and others fail, steal away these tricks of job winning and I bet you will pass you next interview

LANGUAGE

Plz remember that the world has changed and the language has changed too, use the common language today as some interviewee did below;
• Story ki good galz and bad boyz, I am the only bad man for this job• Guyz I need this job• At home we er bad, en we need to survive
Note:Plz don’t use the word “BADA” unless you are sure every one on the panel comes from ghetto

PRAYER

Before you begin any thing, ask the interview panel to humble themselves for prayer, make sure you use these words in your prayer.
• Lord I bind the demons of nepotism and favoritisms in this room• Fire to the demons, fire to all these guys in this room who may not want me to have this job

Note:Plz don’t forget to lay hands on their heads and chests to drive away the demons in them which may hinder you from getting the job

HONEST Go an extra mile in being honest
• Tell the panel that you are faithful with large sums of money until the temptation to steal it over whelms your desire to keep it.• Tell them you are so cool until salary delays. That’s what they call honesty

Caution:Plz forget the old schools words of am so faithful, hardworking and….Never make a mistake of negatively commenting on the hair of the lady on the panel, if you do, you may never get a job and thus die poor

THE SECRETARY
This especially goes to the men, no matter how the secretary looks, plz keep your words to your self. Words like
Beautiful, if I get this job I will marry you should be forget at that momentYou have no right to ask her whether she is married or notIf you need to smile at her, plz just do it in your heart
RememberIf some thing is to be yours, it will eventually be. Wait until you get the job but remember you will need to compete with some of your bosses

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